http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com Join us, tell your funny work stories and get feedback from others. http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MjQ0.aspx PhattyCakes Fri, 08 Mar 2013 22:31:09 GMT I work with a bunch of idiots!!!! That can't read! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MjQz.aspx 9to5HELL Mon, 04 Mar 2013 14:49:08 GMT My boss said something really rude to me.... Biting my nails trying not to respond negatively.....such a true BITCH! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MjQy.aspx ExecGopher Sat, 02 Mar 2013 20:36:55 GMT Hired as an Admin Assist. they neglected to inform me I'd be out picking up lunch everyday for the Execs. I got the wrong dressing on a salad once; so far. I've gotten really good at emptying the dishwasher each morning, Windex all of the glass in the office & can separate the cans/plastic bottles in record time after my first month! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MjQx.aspx SHOELACE Fri, 15 Feb 2013 13:02:21 GMT My manager finally shaved HER mustache!! Now I can start taking her serious! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MjQw.aspx thedrudge Wed, 13 Feb 2013 09:46:17 GMT Gets me through the day: http://wage-work.com Sad, but hilarious! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MjM5.aspx i hate work Mon, 04 Feb 2013 13:14:51 GMT I hate it when you have to scream hello at every moron who comes in the door like they are a long lost family member. I hate wearing a stupid hat and ugly uniform. Its demeaning. I hate cleaning the bathrooms-men's most disgusting. I hate language barriers. I hate screaming bratty kids who make a mess and idiot parents do nothing about it. I hate buses full of people. http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MjM4.aspx DeeTherapist Thu, 31 Jan 2013 23:27:54 GMT My boss is always later. Yesterday she arrived at half past later than a muthafucka. As her car sputtered past the open window, the all staff meeting was paused and my co-worker announced that she pulled in the parking lot. Five minutes later, she comes tearing into the room. She was very apologetic for being late. She said that she was dealing with a client emergency, which took up so much time. I didn't mean to bust out laughing, and definitely didn't expect it to start a giggling fest. ..... http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MjM3.aspx DeeTherapist Thu, 31 Jan 2013 23:19:04 GMT I don't know how my supervisor got her job cuz every time she says anything I just want to say "sit yo dumb ass down, and shut the fuck up!" Today, she shows up to work at her usual time, "a quarter past later than a muthafucka." Instead of coming into the meeting and being quiet like a normal person with sense, she groaned with every step she took. As she waddle across the room, we all ignored her and continued on with the meeting. I kid you not, her dramatic ass sat down and let out a loud..... http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MjM2.aspx SmallFry Fri, 25 Jan 2013 08:39:31 GMT If you can't brown toast without BURNING it until it's BLACK... don't use the toaster! Smoke coming from the toaster is the 1st indication that your toast is DONE!! Stupid coworkers! #ihatemyjob! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MjM1.aspx sludgepudding Mon, 21 Jan 2013 20:57:43 GMT I would love just one shift where my boss doesn't beg me for food, cash, cigarettes, or begs me to buy her food stamps! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MjM0.aspx SmallFry Mon, 21 Jan 2013 07:58:59 GMT Just came into work and realized my 2 white managers, 3 white coworkers, and 1 Indian girl took the day off for MLK Day... How did I being the ONLY black woman on my team miss that MEMO!??? http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MjMz.aspx SPECIAL K Sun, 20 Jan 2013 16:11:17 GMT While being trained on my new job I asked my trainer a question about a practice here in our office that contradicts everything I have ever known about cash basis accounting. She told me I didn't need to understand I just needed to to what I was told. Needless to say it has only gotten better in the months I have been at this job. I now do not do anything unless I am specifically told to since I clearly do not understand what I'm doing. Yippee! Way to make people give up! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MjMx.aspx andienal Mon, 14 Jan 2013 19:01:46 GMT I hate when people suck up to evil bosses because they have no back bone and are dumb and gullible. you ass holes make it worse for the rest of us. grow a pair and stand up for people and yourself!!!!!!!!! Sucking up only proves to the psycho boss how dumb you are - now she knows she can manipulate you good job, she is never gonna promote you because she needs a leader in any upper position so way to kill your career and meanwhile make it easier for this monster to keep flossing her teeth with ..... http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MjMw.aspx Mr.Muffler Thu, 03 Jan 2013 15:40:28 GMT Today a woman came into the Auto Shop complaining about her remote car starter that stopped working. So I replaced the entire engine instead of replacing the battery in her remote. Women are so stupid!! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MjI5.aspx DeeTherapist Sat, 29 Dec 2012 12:32:43 GMT A co-worker walked up to me and asked me how my job was going. I replied, "It's going good." He then asked me how I liked my supervisor. I hesitated, hunched my shoulders, and said "She's okay." My co- worker then proceeded to tell me a story. He said that he walked past me as I was leaving the copier the other day, and I mumbled, "You stupid bitch." He said he was wondering who I was frustrated with, but soon found out. When he turned the corner, the same stupid bitch that irritates the h..... http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MjI4.aspx arschloch Fri, 21 Dec 2012 11:58:05 GMT I'm so disappointed in my boss. She used to be a role model for me. Now I can't stand to be around her at all. She is smug and ineffective. I believe she decided to work in public education so she could feel superior to others. She chooses a favorite and makes is very obvious to everyone who it is. She never thanks anyone for hours of excellent work, but gives the credit to the favorite even if that person had no connection to it at all. Everyone is demoralized, but nobody will speak up. http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MjI3.aspx countercrazy Thu, 22 Nov 2012 05:01:35 GMT Got accused of stealing over $300 of money from the register, gift cards, merchandise, and money from co workers. And was interrogated for an hour. The only thing I am guilty of is still working my ass off, and puting in a $25/hr effort for a measly $8/hr. Fuck this job. Its not worth the aggrivation. I don't even want to show up for Black Friday. http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MjI2.aspx 9to5HELL Fri, 19 Oct 2012 10:49:20 GMT The moment when u realize you put your bra in your computer bag and it falls out during your meeting... http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MjI1.aspx Wdk1313 Sun, 30 Sep 2012 18:35:09 GMT Was with dinner with a client and execs from my company. I couldn't figure out who was more drunk- the client or the execs. One of the execs started stripping and my client threw himself at me. Literally. http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MjI0.aspx Wdk1313 Sun, 30 Sep 2012 18:32:30 GMT I woke up late and barely had time to brush my teeth. Get to work and my boss says to me "you look better today- less pale and not sickly." yeah, thanks. http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MjIz.aspx 9to5HELL Fri, 14 Sep 2012 13:23:45 GMT My coworker scheduled a conference call with a bunch of people without realizing he doesn't have a phone! Got to be more careful #idiot #ihatemyjob http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MjIy.aspx 9to5HELL Tue, 11 Sep 2012 15:13:39 GMT Co workers that spit when they talk must die! #ihatemyjob http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MjIx.aspx BecauseISAIDSO Mon, 10 Sep 2012 12:03:57 GMT I have to do ONE on ONE training with my coworker whose breath smells like he's been licking his own ass... #ihatemyjob http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MjIw.aspx vegasboy Fri, 31 Aug 2012 18:19:31 GMT So having a rough day already, I passed by 3 of my bosses for a second, the glass eye boss was eyeballing me, then leaned over to my child molester boss and whispers something. My child molester boss then tells me that my glass eye boss doesn't think that my hairnet is covering enough of my sideburns. Almost walked out right then. http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MjE5.aspx ADookie Sat, 25 Aug 2012 00:33:48 GMT Today I stuffed envelopes. 2 degrees – one in mechanical engineering and the other in applied mathematics, and I stuffed envelopes. My boss prefaced the assignment with “you got time for a mindless task?” I guess I really shouldn’t complain since I’m making the same amount of money stuffing envelopes as I would doing some serious high-tech engineering nonsense. I guess I had to go to college to prove I am “capable of learning how to do anything…” – even if “anything” is stuffing envelopes. Today..... http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MjE4.aspx Ashley Oxenreider Fri, 10 Aug 2012 00:55:41 GMT so i'm a college studnet from iowa and i moved to virginia to work for my aunt and uncle so i can get a car , and live on my own well guess what. they not paying me and is always trying to change how i look or how i dress. http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MjE3.aspx 9to5HELL Tue, 07 Aug 2012 11:07:42 GMT My coworker came to work in mismatched shoes..... has that ever happened to you....? Or is she just too stupid for life? #ihatemyjob http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MjE2.aspx SHOELACE Sun, 05 Aug 2012 23:01:29 GMT I really don't want to go to work tomorrow! Let's ALL stay home! #ihatework http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MjE1.aspx 9to5HELL Tue, 31 Jul 2012 15:50:53 GMT The new guy smells like old cheese! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MjE0.aspx Kate Mack Tue, 31 Jul 2012 11:25:12 GMT DO YOU DREAD GOING TO WORK BECAUSE OF ONGOING DRAMA AT THE OFFICE? IS YOUR BOSS A TERRIBLE MANAGER? DO YOU LOVE YOUR JOB, BUT NOT YOUR CO-WORKERS? IS YOUR OFFICE IN NEED OF AN HR OVERHAUL? IF SO, WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU! An award-winning television production company is searching for employees who are at their wit’s end, either because of office disorganization, a challenging boss, or a dysfunctional work environment. If your office life is in need of help, we want to hear from you! To..... http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MjEz.aspx 9to5HELL Fri, 27 Jul 2012 23:05:12 GMT My coworkers breathe smells so bad that the whole room is filled with Stank Breathe! My coworker needs his own cube away from everyone else! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MjEy.aspx 9to5HELL Fri, 27 Jul 2012 14:42:36 GMT I would rather work with farm animals than my workers..... At least they are supposed to Piss On floor! #ihatemyjob http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MjEx.aspx 9to5HELL Mon, 23 Jul 2012 16:38:48 GMT Someone ate my lunch at work... Took it right out of the refrigerator....#ihatemyjob http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MjEw.aspx mysterywoman Thu, 19 Jul 2012 17:31:59 GMT Just asked my boss for the password to a website I needed access to...he was pretty embarrassed to tell me that (his name is Jack) his password is jackfucks hahahaa he tried to spell it out http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MjA5.aspx sam_ashley_419 Tue, 17 Jul 2012 03:00:48 GMT okay so this guy came through the drive thru. he pulled up, went to hand me his card but dropped it in the car. he leans down to get it and i see his bare ass. this man had NO clothes on. he proceeds to get his card and leans when he gives it to me, as to make sure i saw his penis. my manager had to ask him to leave. i hate my job. http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MjA4.aspx Mr.Muffler Mon, 16 Jul 2012 16:12:43 GMT I replaced a customers (a woman) engine after she complained about her air conditioner not working.... Woman are the DUMBEST creatures on earth.... The air conditioner has NOTHING to do with the ENGINE!!! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MjA3.aspx BecauseISAIDSO Wed, 11 Jul 2012 00:27:54 GMT My boss smells like FEET.... everyday.... ALL DAY!!!! Any recommendations on how to tell her?? #ihatemyboss #ihatemyjob http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MjA2.aspx WS9-5 Fri, 06 Jul 2012 22:49:56 GMT I work with an emotionally draining psycho bitch, deranged, insecure, self absorbed, slaker, delusional that all she does is talk about her problems as if I or anyone else in the workplace gives a shit, never works as she is too f**cked up, uses the supervisor as her mental counselor, trying to make everyone feel sorry for her, but I could see through her bullS*** and it's me who has to clean up all her work mess! Manipulative, slaker and makes up "illness" to call out sick all the time and ne..... http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MjA1.aspx Hazel Fri, 06 Jul 2012 02:41:51 GMT So one of my residents starts to vomit all over the place and I was 2.2 seconds from doing the same thing. They are really testing my patience tonight!! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MjA0.aspx Hazel Wed, 04 Jul 2012 16:15:45 GMT I started back work this last few Weeks and I'm thankful to have a job and be working. But the ppl that work here are so lazy that I'm going continue to look for another job. But thankful for the time being. http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MjAz.aspx 9to5HELL Tue, 03 Jul 2012 13:56:42 GMT Help! Someone please give my coworker a SUPER Duper POWERFUL BREATHE MINT before he kills us all! #ihatemyjob http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MjAy.aspx 9to5HELL Mon, 02 Jul 2012 12:54:54 GMT Uhm... My coworker wore her SLIPPERS to work today.... When did LAZY APPAREL get added to the dress code? #trife http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MjAx.aspx 9to5HELL Fri, 29 Jun 2012 12:42:56 GMT My coworker sent me an email to provide proof that she isn't micro managing me. The email listed everything I did wrong last week. Ma'am you're still doing it! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MjAw.aspx FML001 Fri, 29 Jun 2012 10:54:00 GMT I'm all for free food at the office... but my coworker PICKED THE WORST BAGELS to bring into work.. Garlic.. Onion... Salt.... NO PLAIN and ONION Cream CHEESE!! Maybe it's her way of saying she REALLY doesn't like us..... http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTk5.aspx SHOELACE Thu, 28 Jun 2012 16:22:51 GMT If you know you haven't washed your feet in 365 days... don't go shoe shopping! That goes for your stinky feet kids too!!!! I hate this part of my job! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTk4.aspx BecauseISAIDSO Thu, 28 Jun 2012 11:46:54 GMT My co-worker always feels the need to add her UNSOLICITED advice into ANY conversation that doesn't include her.... Sometimes I want to say SHUT THE F%CK UP!!! No one is talking to you!! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTk3.aspx 9to5HELL Wed, 27 Jun 2012 11:40:09 GMT My boss parked his Porsche all the way in the back of the parking lot next to my Ford Focus, #asshole. Next time Park up front near all the other #assholes. http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTk2.aspx 9to5HELL Mon, 25 Jun 2012 13:02:20 GMT So its only my boss and I at work today. Seems like she would realize if she farted I would notice and smell it. I realized that she really don't give a damn. http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTk1.aspx Aaron Scardina Wed, 13 Jun 2012 17:59:46 GMT I think working sucks so bad I cowrote a funny book called, "The Suck of Work". If you hate your job, you'll enjoy this book. Here's a sample from the book about the snooze button: Nine more minutes of sleep. That’s what the snooze button provides when you push it. What a powerful concept that is. Push and sleep. It’s procrastination at the touch of a button. The more tired you are, the more you push it, and the more morning rituals you subtract from your routine. "Hmmm, I can get away with no..... http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTk0.aspx 9to5HELL Mon, 04 Jun 2012 15:29:44 GMT Someone seriously stole my chair at work..... Who does that? Can't stand these ppl. http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTkz.aspx 9to5HELL Thu, 31 May 2012 13:51:50 GMT I hope all my coworkers that talk on the phone while sitting on the toilet get SARS! JUST NASTY http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTky.aspx 9to5HELL Thu, 31 May 2012 11:17:21 GMT I Can smell my Coworkers feet through his shoes..... GROSS! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTkx.aspx SammichLady Wed, 30 May 2012 14:52:28 GMT I seen my foul breathed co-worker using Altoids today... But I surely wasn't trying to get close enough to see if they were working on his karate breath! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTkw.aspx SHOELACE Wed, 30 May 2012 12:19:52 GMT The woman's bathroom at my job looks worst than a pub near a college campus at 2am on 1 dollar beer night! These ladies are straight BUMS!!! I hate my job!! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTg5.aspx 9to5HELL Tue, 29 May 2012 09:02:15 GMT Another coworker has strep throat..... Are they walking around licking each other? Dang! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTg4.aspx 9to5HELL Tue, 29 May 2012 08:37:59 GMT I don't wanna know why the elevator button was wet. My coworkers are disgusting. Taking the stairs from now on! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTg3.aspx 9to5HELL Thu, 24 May 2012 10:53:40 GMT Can't believe my coworker just let out a LOUD burp during our status meeting..... who does that? http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTg2.aspx SammichLady Wed, 23 May 2012 16:22:30 GMT One of my co-worker's breath smells like there is a little man on his tongue river stomping with BOO-BOO on his boots. You can smell it at least 3 feet away. Like an old muffler is emitting fumes of boo-boo out of his mouth. It is sickening and I hate being near him!!! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTg1.aspx 9to5HELL Wed, 23 May 2012 12:41:21 GMT My boss just told my coworker that HE smelled Like a French Whore.....still laughing! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTg0.aspx 9to5HELL Wed, 23 May 2012 12:02:33 GMT The new girl hates when we call her new girl..... So if course new girl will be her name until we get a new girl.... Which I hope is NEVER! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTgz.aspx BecauseISAIDSO Tue, 22 May 2012 21:00:35 GMT The moment I realized I forgot to put on deodorant this morning... I was already giving a presentation to half the company!!! Could work get any worst!? http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTgy.aspx 9to5HELL Mon, 21 May 2012 13:28:47 GMT I wish my coworker could walk around with a PERMANENT breathe mint in his mouth.... His breathe shouldn't smell like ASS and TRASH at 8am! He just woke up! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTgx.aspx BecauseISAIDSO Sun, 20 May 2012 23:40:13 GMT I need a good excuse to use tomorrow morning when I call off!! I can't say my goldfish is dying... Used that excuse last Monday! Any suggestions? http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTgw.aspx 9to5HELL Fri, 18 May 2012 14:59:33 GMT My coworker came n 2day with a PETER PAN haircut. Her beautician must b blind. Any moment she's going 2 grow wings and turn green At least she would look better http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTc5.aspx 9to5HELL Thu, 17 May 2012 12:14:39 GMT Shout out to my coworkers that don't wash their hands after using the bathroom... I hope you get Herpies! (still hating my job) http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTc4.aspx 9to5HELL Thu, 17 May 2012 10:54:59 GMT Shout out to my coworker who pissed all over the toilet and floor in the bathroom.... I salute you! (I hate my job and the animals I work with!!) http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTc3.aspx YouGetOnMyNerves Wed, 16 May 2012 13:44:26 GMT I'm minding my own DAMN business when this Middle Eastern man (Not my manager) walks over to me and says, "I want more coffee, can you get it for me?" What the HELL!!!!! I SWIFTLY told him to GET HIS OWN DAMN COFFEE!!!! Your in America now, homeboy!! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTc2.aspx SmallFry Wed, 16 May 2012 13:27:07 GMT I work for McDonalds and I swear I would NEVER eat here!! My co-worker left early yesterday....went to the Doctor as was diagnosed with STREP THROAT!!!! I hate my coworkers!!!! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTc1.aspx SHOELACE Tue, 15 May 2012 17:30:24 GMT Today I fired an employee because of their consistent BURPING! Of course I told the person it was because of their attendance... but let's face it... That's disgusting! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTc0.aspx BecauseISAIDSO Tue, 15 May 2012 13:35:42 GMT I just got back from vacation and my boss wants me to work OVERTIME.... which wouldn't suck if I got paid for it!!! Being a SALARY employee SUCKS!!! I hate my job!! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTcz.aspx BecauseISAIDSO Wed, 09 May 2012 10:08:53 GMT I would rather my coworkers DIE a MISERABLE death at home than come to work and make everyone else sick!!!! If you're SICK stay your ass at HOME, DAMN!! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTcy.aspx SammichLady Fri, 04 May 2012 15:50:18 GMT Every day this older guy comes in and orders his meal in silence and does everything else with such dramatic gestures lol. He comes in and whispers "#4" then dramatically pulls out EXACT CHANGE every time and doesn't say another word. All he ever says is #4". I wish I could show you guys what he does. I crack up every time he leaves. http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTcx.aspx FML001 Wed, 02 May 2012 13:37:00 GMT I work with a REAL LIFE OOMPA LOOMPA!!! One more trip to the tanner and this girl could star SOLO in the remake of the Wizard of OZ!! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTcw.aspx BecauseISAIDSO Wed, 02 May 2012 12:01:21 GMT My boss asked to see my cellphone to check the mobile app for my company..... she doesn't have an Andriod phone... and when asked the OVER ACHIEVER in me INSTANTLY said yes... Now I'm nervous as hell!!! I talk SHIT about her all day to my friends..... Maybe I should start packing up my desk right now.....! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTY5.aspx SmallFry Mon, 30 Apr 2012 20:16:20 GMT If my boss ask me ONE more time why I have an attitude... I'm going OFF!!!! I've been at work since 8am... your ASS got here at NOON!!.... http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTY4.aspx BecauseISAIDSO Mon, 30 Apr 2012 13:33:07 GMT I hope my boss never finds out that I'm sleeping the ENTIRE time I'm supposed to be working from home!!! This is the ONLY time I can say I LOVE my JOB!! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTY3.aspx SHOELACE Fri, 27 Apr 2012 14:10:16 GMT If I could give my boss the middle finger for every DUMB thing he asked me to do... I wouldn't get any work done!!! Such an ASSHOLE!!! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTY2.aspx 9to5HELL Thu, 26 Apr 2012 13:17:05 GMT Have u ever been trampled over by the CEO of your company? I guess there's a first for everything..... Rude Bastard! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTY1.aspx BecauseISAIDSO Wed, 25 Apr 2012 11:22:00 GMT If you're going to wear open toe sandals.... You could at least lotion your FEET!!! This girls feet looks like she's been kicking around in flour all morning... we work in an office... not a chicken hut! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTY0.aspx BecauseISAIDSO Wed, 25 Apr 2012 11:21:59 GMT If you're going to wear open toe sandals.... You could at least lotion your FEET!!! This girls feet looks like she's been kicking around in flour all morning... we work in an office... not a chicken hut! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTYz.aspx Mr.Muffler Wed, 25 Apr 2012 11:15:19 GMT Let's face it.... Woman are ABSOLUTELY stupid when it comes to cars.... so what if I charge every STUPID woman 89.99 or more for a new tire.... when all I need to do is patch their tire for FREE! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTYy.aspx SammichLady Fri, 20 Apr 2012 01:31:26 GMT I haaaaate when people call our store and don't even say "hello", "this is for delivery", their name, location, or their phone number. They IMMEDIATELY start saying their order. Because I'm a mind reader right? Because I KNOW who you are and everything right?! -__- http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTYx.aspx 9to5HELL Thu, 19 Apr 2012 14:06:11 GMT My coworkers have to be the NASTIEST people on the planet!!! They never clean up behind themselves and the bathroom looks like they urinate right on the floor! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTU1.aspx 9to5HELL Wed, 18 Apr 2012 16:52:27 GMT My coworkers FEET looks like she's been running on HOT COALS!!! Blisters and Cracked!! If your feet isn't in "summer" condition.. please don't wear sandals!!! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTU0.aspx BecauseISAIDSO Wed, 18 Apr 2012 14:35:33 GMT My co-worker drew a picture of my boss (signed the pic with his name) on a white board and made his head the shape of a penis..... when he tried to erase it... he realized that he used a PERMANENT marker!!!! Should he pack up his desk NOW or LATER??? http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTUx.aspx 9to5HELL Tue, 17 Apr 2012 14:19:30 GMT Dear coworker...... Your breathe smells like you ate an ONION SUB from Subway..... Please go home and return ONLY when the problem is CORRECTED! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTUw.aspx pope Mon, 16 Apr 2012 16:42:43 GMT so monday not even 2 seconds in the door and everyone at work is freaking out because we have no internet. I can understand not having the internet to be a issue, but when the biggest complaint i heard was "i cant use pandora!" God bunch f%#king ass hats. http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTQ5.aspx SHOELACE Mon, 16 Apr 2012 12:27:19 GMT My co-workers...(mostly women) had NO IDEA who Ron Jeremy was UNTIL TODAY!!!! Any opportunity to teach your boss about a PORN ICON is a GREAT day to be at work!!! KEEP GRINDING!!! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTQ4.aspx SammichLady Sat, 14 Apr 2012 23:20:50 GMT Mumbled orders over the telephone are not MY fault! Keep your attitude and your rejected credit card to yourself please!! Asking you to repeat yourself is being NICE.. I COULD mess your entire order up AND overcharge you. Be happy I can keep my attitude in check! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTQ1.aspx SHOELACE Fri, 13 Apr 2012 16:24:47 GMT My co-worker sent me an email at 1:30 p.m with this subject line: "Reports/Time Sensative (This is better than URGENT, lol)"...... so I responded back in an urgent manner to resolve her URGENT REQUEST....... it is now 4:24... and I'm still waiting on her reply.,... APPARENTLY it's NOT that urgent if you can't URGENTLY respond BACK!! Some people just get on my NERVES!!! (p.s... what is the LOL about??) http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTQy.aspx 9to5HELL Thu, 12 Apr 2012 13:28:33 GMT My coworker placed a web cam in my bosses office to catch him cheating with the Finance manager....but he's REALLY cheating with his brother in law.. The Chef! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTQx.aspx 9to5HELL Wed, 11 Apr 2012 16:30:39 GMT My coworker has the worst camel toe in her CAMEL colored pants! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTQw.aspx 9to5HELL Wed, 11 Apr 2012 16:29:41 GMT My coworker has the worst http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTM5.aspx SHOELACE Wed, 11 Apr 2012 11:00:01 GMT My coworker has his shirt on inside out..... You are a GROWN ASS MAN and unless you got dressed in the dark.. I don't understand how that HAPPENED! GROW UP!!! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTM4.aspx 9to5HELL Wed, 04 Apr 2012 14:48:14 GMT My NEW coworker sings and dances without warning.....how did the hiring manager not catch that during his interview? http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTM3.aspx 9to5HELL Wed, 04 Apr 2012 11:14:16 GMT Why do sick people come to work?? Stay your ass at home!! I don't want u blowing ur nose on my neck ALL day!!! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTM2.aspx 9to5HELL Wed, 04 Apr 2012 11:05:09 GMT Have u ever sat in the front row of a presentation and wished u sat in the back because the presenter is SPITTING when he talks!!!!! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTM1.aspx 9to5HELL Wed, 04 Apr 2012 11:05:09 GMT Have u ever sat in the front row of a presentation and wished u sat in the back because the presenter is SPITTING when he talks!!!!! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTM0.aspx 9to5HELL Wed, 04 Apr 2012 10:58:12 GMT Have u ever sat in the front row of a presentation and wished u sat in the back because the presenter is SPITTING when he talks!!!!! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTMz.aspx SammichLady Tue, 03 Apr 2012 11:19:10 GMT My boss's ass crack is always showing. I wish he wore his apron backwards. It's so PALE and HAIRY. http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTMy.aspx 9to5HELL Tue, 03 Apr 2012 10:51:00 GMT Dear coworkers! If you drink the last of the water REFILL it you INCONSIDERATE PRICK! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTMx.aspx 9to5HELL Tue, 03 Apr 2012 10:19:38 GMT My coworker comes to work everyday looking like a Motown Temptation Singer.... Green Alligator shoes in TOW! Maybe he doesn't know about our CASUAL dress code!? http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTMw.aspx 9to5HELL Tue, 03 Apr 2012 09:51:09 GMT Am I the only person that work with people thats ALWAYS RIGHT? Stfu and listen for a change....You're first day was YESTERDAY! I've been here for years! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTI5.aspx 9to5HELL Tue, 03 Apr 2012 09:28:12 GMT Sitting in Policy and Procedure training and the trainer's fly is unzipped....best ENTERTAINMENT ever! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTI4.aspx BecauseISAIDSO Tue, 03 Apr 2012 07:43:10 GMT My morning quickie just turned into a morning OMG!!!!!! Accidently rolled over on my phone while having sex and it dialed the last number I dialed.... MY BOSS!!!!!! Not sure how much he heard..... but I can't possibly show my face at work today.... (Calling in Sick today will interesting!!) http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTI3.aspx SammichLady Tue, 03 Apr 2012 03:02:33 GMT I just love when my fellow college peers come into the store drunk. Because if it's 3 girls one is usually saying she wants sex, one wants food, and the other wants more alcohol lol. Gosh they're gonna be great moms someday. http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTI2.aspx Change*in*the*making Mon, 02 Apr 2012 23:32:47 GMT Ok, so i work at a front desk for a rather largely growing company of around 6,000 people. Basically everytime someone calls, I have to get them to where they have to go just like any other receptionist. But let me tell you what I hate the most..... (read the script andtell me if you would be annoyed). Me:"Hello thank you for calling ***** ******, how may i direct your call?" Ignorant person: "Yes, can I speak to Kim?". Me:"Sure, do you have a last name for Kim?". Ignorant person: "Well, I dont..... http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTI1.aspx YouGetOnMyNerves Mon, 02 Apr 2012 23:21:57 GMT Yes, this is probably mean.... but I don't have children and I don't care that my co-workers do!!! They use them as an excuse to work from home.... or call off work at least 2-3days a week..... NO I don't have children... But I also don't want any..... so come to work like NORMAL people Mon-Fri from 9am-5pm.... and I won't talk shit! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTI0.aspx 9to5HELL Mon, 02 Apr 2012 14:54:02 GMT My coworker can braid the hair on his knuckles....why on earth is it that long?? http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTIz.aspx 9to5HELL Mon, 02 Apr 2012 14:46:35 GMT These girls at my job wear sooo much makeup.... they must use a jack hammer at the end of the night to take it ALL OFF! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTIy.aspx BecauseISAIDSO Wed, 28 Mar 2012 11:16:04 GMT My coworkers are WAY too fat... and normally I wouldn't talk about FAT people...but when your belly starts to flow over on my desk... that's a problem that involves me and my SPACE!!! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTIx.aspx SmallFry Tue, 27 Mar 2012 10:11:55 GMT For all the rude customers that come through the drive thru today.... beware that I'm working and have NO problem dropping your burger and fries on the floor before serving you..... (Just a warning.... but don't push me!) http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTIw.aspx BecauseISAIDSO Mon, 26 Mar 2012 11:47:45 GMT If you drink coffee and smoke in the morning.... Please don't talk to me until you have popped a mint or some gum!!! Please and Thank YOU!!! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTE5.aspx SHOELACE Fri, 23 Mar 2012 14:19:44 GMT My co-worker has a cold sore... which I could care less about.... but today she offered me a piece of her cake... AFTER she ate HALF!!!! Do I look crazy!!! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTE4.aspx BecauseISAIDSO Thu, 22 Mar 2012 10:08:29 GMT My NEW co-worker called to ask me what time I was coming to work this morning..... of course I asked, "If everything was ok"..... (calling me that early in the morning must mean the building is on FIRE!) she said everything was ok... and she was just wondering what time I would be in.....So I told her politely that my number is only listed in case of an emergency... plus it's 7am!!!! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTE3.aspx FML001 Wed, 21 Mar 2012 09:28:50 GMT My co-worker calls off 1-2times a week.... her excuse EVERYTIME is about one of children... Today she called off because one her kids wouldn't stop vomiting... but I have 2 emails of the same kid vomiting last week.... Maybe I should forward those emails to her so she can come up with a more CREATIVE excuse next week! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTE2.aspx Derp Sun, 18 Mar 2012 18:39:03 GMT There's a guy that comes to my 711 a few times a week who is insanely religious, wears an "I Love Jesus" hat, and when you ring him up (or even say hi to him) he says "The Lord and Jesus love you, and God bless you". He buys cheap cigarettes, $20-50 dollars worth of lotto/scratch-offs, and sometimes a few beers. Sometimes when it's nice outside he'll stand with his arms outstretched in the air looking up in the sky as if he's praying to the lord. Simply put: the guy's a weirdo, and clearly a s..... http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTE1.aspx YouGetOnMyNerves Wed, 14 Mar 2012 11:08:07 GMT The new girl doesn't have a desk phone yet.,.. I get it because she's new.... but this morning I walk in and my desk phone is now sitting on her desk!! B&tch! Give me my phone back!! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTE0.aspx 9to5HELL Mon, 12 Mar 2012 17:10:20 GMT While testing our new mobile app that allows users to purchase merchandise I charged my bosses credit card a WHOPPING $12,000! why did he attach a real cc! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTEz.aspx BecauseISAIDSO Mon, 05 Mar 2012 10:59:27 GMT My co-workers eyebrows are so long I can braid them! What WOMAN wants eyebrows like that?? http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTEy.aspx BecauseISAIDSO Fri, 02 Mar 2012 16:00:51 GMT Peanut Butter M&Ms are by far my favortie candy! My coworked bought in a huge bag and offered me some... so I said, "YES"... then he suddenly pours the M&M's in his hand.... then puts them in mines!! I put them straight in the trash!! This man has been coughing and blowing his nose ALL DAY!! That's just gross! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTEx.aspx SmallFry Fri, 02 Mar 2012 14:49:02 GMT My manager just got fired PURELY because of his race.... smh.... when will the world change... http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTEw.aspx BecauseISAIDSO Thu, 01 Mar 2012 11:51:35 GMT My co-worker has more scalp than he has hair! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTA5.aspx SHOELACE Tue, 28 Feb 2012 15:52:14 GMT I've decided not to do anymore work and just play words with friends until my shift ends.....at 10pm! Who needs an opponent? http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTA4.aspx Mr.Muffler Tue, 28 Feb 2012 15:42:25 GMT My co-worker walked into work today with a 10lb bag of Gummy Bears.... so I asked if I could have a few and the asshole said NO.... He seriously ate the whole bag! Who does that!!? http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTA2.aspx 9to5HELL Tue, 28 Feb 2012 11:46:30 GMT I hope I never run into my coworker (a woman) that uses the bathroom with the toilet seat up! #awkward! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTA3.aspx 9to5HELL Tue, 28 Feb 2012 11:46:30 GMT I hope I never run into my coworker (a woman) that uses the bathroom with the toilet seat up! #awkward! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTA1.aspx 9to5HELL Tue, 28 Feb 2012 11:45:23 GMT I hope I never run into my coworker (a woman) that uses the bathroom with the toilet seat up! #awkward! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTA0.aspx BecauseISAIDSO Mon, 27 Feb 2012 11:46:01 GMT Please, please, PLEASE don't think it's ok to have a conversation with me after you JUST ate an entire family size bag or DORITOS!! That should be grounds for termination!! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTAz.aspx 9to5HELL Mon, 27 Feb 2012 11:09:49 GMT Everyone in the office is mad today..... my manager has been called a dick head 5times and its not even NOON! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTAy.aspx SHOELACE Sat, 25 Feb 2012 20:58:29 GMT I haven't worked on a saturday in years.... and working today sucks especially because I'm supposed to be hearing monitoring the computer systems.... but instead I'm watching my bosses bad ass kids!!! NEVER AGAIN!! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTAx.aspx SHOELACE Fri, 24 Feb 2012 15:39:12 GMT But I lied and stayed home anyway!! Getting paid to stay home is WAY better than going to work!! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTAw.aspx Mr.Muffler Fri, 24 Feb 2012 09:39:54 GMT You can sell woman ANYTHING at a Car Repair Shop....They are soo stupid! I just convinced this lady to buy new brakes, a muffler, and 4 new tires..... all she had was one flat and her brakes looked new! OH WELL!! More money for me!! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-OTk=.aspx SHOELACE Thu, 23 Feb 2012 16:20:20 GMT Please sweet baby Jesus let it snow tomorrow! I will definitely take my option of staying home if it does! (Oh yeah, AMEN!!) http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-OTg=.aspx 3monthworker Thu, 23 Feb 2012 11:15:26 GMT So you made $836.62 with no federal taxes taken out, with no dependents to claim and I'm supposed to be able to legally get you a refund? No thanks, you can take your business across town because "you've got People" at H&R http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-OTc=.aspx BecauseISAIDSO Thu, 23 Feb 2012 10:29:22 GMT I love listening to Pandora radio at work before the store opens.... but today was a different experience... We opened for business so I turned Pandora off.... well apparently it came back on while I was talking to a customer... all of a sudden I heard Kat Williams in my back pocket yelling, "You stupid Mutha F*cker"...... (I'll go hide now!) http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-OTY=.aspx ADMIN Wed, 22 Feb 2012 14:00:44 GMT Let it all out right here! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-OTU=.aspx SHOELACE Wed, 22 Feb 2012 10:54:35 GMT We have small short meetings every morning to discuss todays operations... and my co-worker whose stomach is so big that I don't think he can see his feet, insist on playing with his stomach during every meeting... sometimes he beats on it like a drum and other times he poked around at it.... When will he realize no one wants to see that!! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-OTQ=.aspx SmallFry Mon, 20 Feb 2012 09:58:27 GMT My boss won't give my co-worker "Mary" time off work to get over her cold.... In the meantime she coughs and sneezes over everything that comes out the fryer..... I'm so glad that I ONLY work here..... Eating here will never be an option for ME!! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-OTM=.aspx 9to5HELL Fri, 17 Feb 2012 09:05:27 GMT Normally people with kids don't bother me.... but when you come to work without ur kids and think ur going to "parent" me.... that's where I draw the line! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-OTI=.aspx SHOELACE Thu, 16 Feb 2012 15:36:28 GMT Have you ever needed to fart at work... thinking it's ok... because it should be a silent one... BUT turns out its LOUD AND VIOLENT?? (I'm so embarrassed, but I just had this experience) http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-OTE=.aspx BecauseISAIDSO Wed, 15 Feb 2012 11:04:24 GMT My coworker with the FLU asked to borrow my ink pen.... 4 days ago! Everytime I turn around she has my pen in her mouth.... WHO DOES THAT!! (I'm not taking that pen back) http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-OTA=.aspx SHOELACE Wed, 08 Feb 2012 15:35:31 GMT My co-worker bought her 7 year old son to work today... I've never met her kid a day in my life, but I noticed that he was speaking to every one but me..... and when I finally said, "HELLO" he said "My mom told me you are the person that doesn't have children because you don't like them".....(He said that while sticking both his fingers in his ears and yelling) NOW... I've never had a conversation with ANYONE about NOT liking children and I DO plan on having some one day..... BUT, What else are..... http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-ODk=.aspx BecauseISAIDSO Tue, 07 Feb 2012 10:29:22 GMT I sent this email to my boss about a report that I didn't want to send.... "Call me a chicken.... But I'm so scared to send out GQV Report... I was born on the WEST side of Detroit and GQV report scares me!! I'm such a punk! " Needless to say she still made me send the report, DANG! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-ODg=.aspx SHOELACE Thu, 02 Feb 2012 14:23:33 GMT My co-worker just dug in her purse for the cheese she put in there a week ago.... When she found it and bit into it twice before saying, "Oh God.... this is old".... YA THINK!!!??? http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-ODc=.aspx BecauseISAIDSO Thu, 02 Feb 2012 11:52:07 GMT My coworker has a HUGE boogar hanging out her nose... How do you tell someone politely to handle that!? http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-ODY=.aspx SHOELACE Tue, 31 Jan 2012 16:05:52 GMT Thanking Baby Jesus for helping me to remember my TUMS!! My lunch gave me CRAZY gas and without them I would've lit the board room on fire!! That meeting would've been bad for everyone in attendance! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-ODU=.aspx BecauseISAIDSO Tue, 31 Jan 2012 13:53:32 GMT I understand that people want to be comfortable at work... especially if they have to work 8-10 hours a day..... BUT I don't understand the need for you to take your shoes off and walk around with HOLES IN YOUR SOCKS!! Give me a break!! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-ODQ=.aspx Serve2WAIT Tue, 31 Jan 2012 00:23:38 GMT A customer was upset because I tripped over the booster seat her child was sitting in that was IN THE MIDDLE OF THE AISLE. Ma'am forget that your child is FINE... I almost twisted my ankle! She had the nerve to ask for my manager... should have took the kid down with me for all the trouble she caused me! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-ODM=.aspx SammichLady Tue, 31 Jan 2012 00:20:52 GMT So, I finally quit :) I can't pressure people out of money they clearly don't have anymore. http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-ODI=.aspx SmallFry Mon, 30 Jan 2012 11:57:45 GMT My co-workers 2 strands of hair covering his HUGE bald spot is so distracting.... I'm so tempted to yank BOTH of his hairs out the next time I get close to him....Why won't he just let them go!!?? http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-ODE=.aspx 9to5HELL Mon, 30 Jan 2012 11:56:07 GMT My co workers bloody thumbs are making new nauseas because he keeps biting them..... Ugh! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-ODA=.aspx BecauseISAIDSO Mon, 30 Jan 2012 10:49:48 GMT I don't have a problem with smokers at the workplace because NORMALLY your lifestyle choices don't affect me... UNTIL.... you want to have a conversation with me.... Pop a mint or TALK without breathing...... If I can smell you breathe 5 feet away.... it has to be a deadly combo for you!! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-Nzk=.aspx Mr.Muffler Tue, 24 Jan 2012 15:26:32 GMT I love to see women walk in my auto shop with 6inch stilettos on.... They slip and fall on oil EVERY TIME!!! If you know your coming into an auto shop, it might be a good idea to change your shoes.... OR another one WILL bite the dust! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-Nzg=.aspx SmallFry Tue, 24 Jan 2012 13:43:13 GMT I wonder if my co-worker could learn to chew with her mouth closed and QUIETLY if I slapped her!!! SO ANNOYING!!!! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-Nzc=.aspx 9to5HELL Wed, 18 Jan 2012 13:43:03 GMT Lunch completely ruined when "spitting Sally" came to my desk to talk about her Kids....and I didn't have anything to cover my sandwich. Damn! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-NzY=.aspx SHOELACE Tue, 17 Jan 2012 15:13:32 GMT I have been farting since I got to work this morning..... of course I'm blaming the new girl..... (I don't like her anyway... hopefully she quits soon!) http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-NzQ=.aspx 9to5HELL Tue, 17 Jan 2012 09:50:23 GMT My co-worker just finished a bag of corn chips and wants to carry on a full conversation. Stank corn chip breathe at 9am! Its going to be a long day! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-NzU=.aspx 9to5HELL Tue, 17 Jan 2012 09:50:23 GMT My co-worker just finished a bag of corn chips and wants to carry on a full conversation. Stank corn chip breathe at 9am! Its going to be a long day! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-NzM=.aspx BecauseISAIDSO Mon, 16 Jan 2012 15:03:22 GMT Everytime my co-worker gets pregnant she passes out invitations to her baby shower... Now that she's on kid number 5 she wants to have another one....and of course I recieved an invite (granted I wasn't working here when she was prego with the first 3 but geez....) How many showers is too many showers?? I'm boycotting this one!! HELL NO I WONT GO!! HELL NO I WONT GO!!! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-NzI=.aspx 9to5HELL Mon, 16 Jan 2012 09:59:54 GMT Thought I left my headphones. So happy I had a backup pair in my purse.....my co workers voice sounds like Kermit the Frog on speed! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-NzE=.aspx UghanotherCashierJob Fri, 13 Jan 2012 11:47:40 GMT So i work in retail (ugh) and i feel like customers come in the store everyday with attitudes and thinking that we the employers are suppose to do their shopping for them. But thats another story I will have to talk about some other time...Any way, I had a customer who was beginning to pay after I told him his total but before I continue let me say this, i think it is so rude when customers place their money on the counter and not in the cashiers hand. I don't know if any other person who has wo..... http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-NzA=.aspx SmallFry Thu, 12 Jan 2012 14:52:25 GMT My coworker Shawn dropped another tray of burgers on the floor and served them to everyone who was RUDE coming through the drive thru.... I told her not too.... but she didn't listen.. and HONESTLY they were RUDE! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-Njk=.aspx BecauseISAIDSO Thu, 12 Jan 2012 14:36:06 GMT My manager comes to work everyday smelling like Tacos... not a bad smell but it makes me SO HUNGRY!! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-Njg=.aspx 9to5HELL Thu, 12 Jan 2012 13:40:45 GMT I absolutely can't believe my coworker kick my chair and told me to pay attention... what if I kicked HER and told her she was Ugly! She wouldn't like it! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-Njc=.aspx 9to5HELL Thu, 12 Jan 2012 13:13:28 GMT On a conference call and someone on the phone is breathing so hard that I can barely hear the presenter! Someone call 911..this could be the BIG ONE! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-NjY=.aspx BecauseISAIDSO Wed, 11 Jan 2012 09:39:22 GMT I understand the whole methodology behind "Employee of the Month".... I just think the Employee's should be able to choose.... no way that Sharon P????? should have won it this month... she's clearly sleeping with the bosses WIFE!!! Why can't the boss see it?? http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-NjU=.aspx 9to5HELL Tue, 10 Jan 2012 18:39:29 GMT Checked every bathroom stall b4 I went number #2.....then I let it ALL out so loud and aggressively......all of a sudden I hear a little voice ask "are u alright in there" Can't BELIEVE I forgot to check the last stall and NO I didn't answer back!! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-NjQ=.aspx SHOELACE Tue, 10 Jan 2012 15:17:40 GMT I TOTALLY forgot I didn't lotion my arms this morning.... and took off my suit jacket when I got to work because it was warmer than normal.... so embarrassed!! I could use my elbow for chalk!! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-NjM=.aspx 9to5HELL Tue, 10 Jan 2012 12:05:48 GMT This goes out to ALL the women that ever wore panty hose to work that were too small No matter how much I pull they arent getting bigger Sitting most of the day http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-NjI=.aspx ADMIN Tue, 10 Jan 2012 10:38:53 GMT What is the worst excuse you've used to get off work?? http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-NjE=.aspx 9to5HELL Mon, 09 Jan 2012 17:06:43 GMT I hate whiteboard users who only use them to show up.... Your drawings mean nothing to me! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-NjA=.aspx SHOELACE Mon, 09 Jan 2012 10:10:00 GMT I've worked for the same company and manager for 3years.... Granted my manager is a male and not up on hairstyles... but ANYTIME a black woman changes her hairstyle he thinks he hired a new person.... I don't know if it's stupidity or racism! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-NTk=.aspx BecauseISAIDSO Mon, 09 Jan 2012 09:42:03 GMT Don't you hate when the boss schedules a meeting that no one can attend... for example.... most of the staff gets off work at 4:30.... so my boss scheduled a 5:30 meeting.... Did I mention there is NO approved overtime!! A 2 year old can manage this process alot better!! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-NTg=.aspx 9to5HELL Fri, 06 Jan 2012 10:32:38 GMT My coworker always compares the children she DOESN'T HAVE to the 10 cats she DOES HAVE......am I the only one that thinks she's crazy? http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-NTc=.aspx SmallFry Fri, 06 Jan 2012 10:06:28 GMT My co-worker bought her sick kid to work with her because her daycare won't accept sick children that are puking..... What makes you think we want him HERE!!!??? http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-NTY=.aspx SmallFry Thu, 05 Jan 2012 17:05:16 GMT My manager... (a male) can to work wearing the smallest button up shirt he could find.... have you ever seen a Button Up Belly Shirt.... THEY DO EXIST! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-NTU=.aspx 9to5HELL Thu, 05 Jan 2012 16:36:18 GMT Don't go to the bathroom on the 3rd floor! I just murdered it and went back to my desk on 2nd floor! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-NTQ=.aspx 9to5HELL Thu, 05 Jan 2012 15:36:30 GMT Don't go to the bathroom on the 3rd floor! I was murdered it and went back to my desk on floor 2! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-NTM=.aspx Mr.Muffler Wed, 04 Jan 2012 23:32:32 GMT I love to see woman come into my auto shop.... They know NOTHING about cars and I need the extra money!! I recently told this customer (a lady) that her muffler needed to be replaced.... but all she needed was a break light. Charged her a pretty penny and kept her car for 3days until I changed the bulb! Oh well! It's a recession for me too! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-NTI=.aspx SHOELACE Wed, 04 Jan 2012 23:21:40 GMT I hate when people ask me to help them try on shoes when they know WAY in advance their corns won't fit!!! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-NTE=.aspx SmallFry Wed, 04 Jan 2012 23:19:02 GMT Of course I'm paid to serve people the food they request... but when people come through my line to order food... and they weigh over 250lbs and they STILL want the LARGE FRY.... I have to hold my mouth closed to keep from saying, "NO, your BIG ENOUGH!!" http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-NTA=.aspx BecauseISAIDSO Wed, 04 Jan 2012 22:37:13 GMT I currently work for Target in Michigan and I can honestly say I hate it!! The managers are horrible and the bathrooms are ALWAYS dirty! If the economy wasn't so bad I would quit... Until then... I guess I will continue to deal with the WORST customers in the world! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-NDk=.aspx 9to5HELL Wed, 04 Jan 2012 17:10:00 GMT My coworker is wearing a UGLY SWEATER and its not even Christmas!!! Why!? Tales http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-NDg=.aspx 9to5HELL Wed, 04 Jan 2012 10:53:17 GMT My coworker came to work WITH NO INTENTIONS on combing her hair! Who does that!? Next Christmas I'm buying her a comb and brush! TALES! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-NDc=.aspx 9to5HELL Wed, 04 Jan 2012 10:13:04 GMT I couldn't wait for my coworker to get fired so I can have her chair! Its so comfy! (don't judge) http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-NDY=.aspx FML001 Tue, 03 Jan 2012 21:43:32 GMT How about I know my coworker is close by because I smell his feet before I can actually see him! Your feet smells so bad I smell them through your boots! That's unheard of!! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-NDU=.aspx onesecfromslappinu Thu, 29 Dec 2011 19:47:24 GMT So a client's 14 was flipping out. We went to assist the family and the child was getting mouthy I kindly told her she was not allowed to speak to me in that tone nor language after some time we saw that nothing was going down and as we got to the door( she thought we had left) this lil heffa says I will F#$@ her up. She was walking towards the door and saw me I said wanna repeat that. She said Girl u betta go on I said I am to my house, in my bed, in the heat, in my car but what do you have ca..... http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-NDQ=.aspx Mr.Fired Fri, 09 Dec 2011 09:27:48 GMT Had to fire another employee..... took us awhile to find the person who was making international phone calls from the vacant desk.... but I'm confident we got the right person because he admitted to the phone calls then pissed his pants..... Yup, I'm confident we got the right person! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-NDM=.aspx FML001 Thu, 08 Dec 2011 15:55:00 GMT I work for a healthcare company that is "NON PROFIT"...... well they are so non profit that they are getting ready to lower the rates on family dental plans and not offer the lower rate to existing customers because they don't want to the profit margin to drop...... Where will the extra money go?? I guess we'll know in a few days when the CEO pulls up in a new car..... JERKS!!! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-NDI=.aspx 9to5HELL Wed, 07 Dec 2011 10:45:15 GMT I'm quitting my job in a few days......give me some ideas for pranks to pull on my coworkers.....(mean suggestions only) http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-NDE=.aspx workinggirl Tue, 06 Dec 2011 23:34:05 GMT Once, when training as a waitress, I worked with a woman who had just gotten back from vacation. She had a terrible sunburn and complained of the itching by rubbing herself on the furniture. Then, she was adjusting her shirt and flakes of skin fell onto the table the size of post-it notes. Gotta love restaurant hygiene. http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-NDA=.aspx Serve2WAIT Sat, 03 Dec 2011 21:22:35 GMT WHY DO MEN FEEL LIKE LEAVING ME A CONDOM ON THE TABLE WITH A CELL PHONE NUMBER IS A TIP!!!! ....AGAIN!!! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-Mzk=.aspx SammichLady Sat, 03 Dec 2011 21:20:15 GMT I was on the phone having a lovely conversation with a nurse from Vermont. She was telling me that she picked her dentist because they went to the same alma mater... Then she said "Yes, he's an AFRO-AMERICAN MAN..." I muted my microphone and laughed! I would've laughed if she called him "colored". I have NO idea why telling me his race was important lol http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-Mzg=.aspx FML001 Fri, 02 Dec 2011 12:51:52 GMT Nobody should be hired to do more than one job. Am I the research database developer or am I your personal assistant? Since you seem to want me to do both jobs, and seem to think the workload for each should be full time, something’s got to give. Apparently that something is neither you nor my workload(s). http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-Mzc=.aspx 9to5HELL Fri, 02 Dec 2011 10:40:45 GMT P.s. I don't like my job! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MzY=.aspx 9to5HELL Thu, 01 Dec 2011 10:15:38 GMT Tales the nasty ear guy is back in the conference room.....WHAT IS THAT on his ear...wish he would stop picking it http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MzU=.aspx FML001 Wed, 30 Nov 2011 08:10:59 GMT It should be unacceptable and against the code of conduct for someone to come to work at 8am... (work STARTS at 8am) with a HORRIBLE body odor!! That DEFINITELY deserves at write up to me!! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MzQ=.aspx 9to5HELL Wed, 30 Nov 2011 07:49:26 GMT Tales Just sat through was in a 3 hour meeting and this guy picked his ear lobe until it turned purple.....most of his skin was on the table! GROSS http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MzM=.aspx FML001 Mon, 28 Nov 2011 13:48:49 GMT I was listening in on a conference call, that I THOUGHT didn't involve me directly.... I was only asked to "Listen In", so I decided to browse the internet for the lastest news...... All of a sudden, I heard someone call my name and asked if I agreed with Bob..... Before I knew it.... the ONLY thing that came out of my mouth was HUH??!! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MzI=.aspx 9to5HELL Fri, 11 Nov 2011 15:23:29 GMT Imagine this.... dark skinned lady... red sweater... red pants.... red boots and a BLONDE WIG!!!! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MzE=.aspx 9to5HELL Thu, 10 Nov 2011 11:16:06 GMT This goes out to everyone with Instant Messenger at work. Don't you hate the person who IM's one word at a time... lol! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MzA=.aspx 9to5HELL Mon, 07 Nov 2011 11:42:52 GMT This lady has a sign posted on her desk warning ppl that if they are sick, don't come into her cube....seems like she should have that sign posted on her back! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-Mjk=.aspx Mr.Fired Fri, 04 Nov 2011 15:58:05 GMT I can't believe I have to interview a lady with MORE EYEBROWS than she has HAIR on her HEAD!! I've never seen eyebrows so thick!! (She thinks I'm typing notes right.... little does she know!) http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-Mjg=.aspx Serve2WAIT Fri, 04 Nov 2011 10:53:13 GMT I'm a waiter... I'm supposed to be friendly! Polite! I do work for tips. So the fact that an insecure woman would tell me I must be a lonely home wrecker for smiling at her less than attractive boyfriend really baffles me. Woman, I work for tips. I can surely do better than your "man". http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-Mjc=.aspx SammichLady Fri, 04 Nov 2011 10:50:16 GMT People have THEE darnest reasons for not wanting to donate to charitable entities... such as... "MY CAT NEEDS SURGERY" -____- All I said was... "I hope that works out for you". And I hung up. http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MjY=.aspx 9to5HELL Fri, 04 Nov 2011 10:20:24 GMT This is the only company I've worked for that doesn't supply ink pens and notebooks... but keep u hyped up on free coffee ALL DAY! #PRIORITIES! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MjU=.aspx Mr.Fired Fri, 04 Nov 2011 10:08:37 GMT I feel like the GRIM REAPER at my company. I work as an HR Manager at (NoneOfYourBusinessInc) and my primary responsibilites is to hire and fire.... so an employee generally knows that if their being called to my office it probably won't be good news... Yesterday I fired a guy and he was so upset that he flipped my desk over... I had to fire the guy because he was eating food directly out of the stock room... like full bags of candy and chips.... He didn't think it was stealing because he never ..... http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MjQ=.aspx JusticeForALL! Thu, 03 Nov 2011 22:56:02 GMT I'm going to use this site as an opportunity to give FREE legal advice for those who need it. Advice #1: If your son/daughter is in jail and you need a lawyer, please don't come into my office saying, "My son DAY DAY is innocent, you need to get him out".... I need government names ONLY!!! (Until next time) http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MjM=.aspx FML001 Thu, 03 Nov 2011 16:31:12 GMT I work for a healthcare company and I can't understand if they are so focused on health why they can't get rids of gnats that fly around constantly! Seriously! I'm a new employee (new within the last week) and I can't eat my fruit before the gnats!! YES, I'm already looking for another job... Reason for Leaving: GNATS are taking over the BUILDING!!!) http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MjI=.aspx 9to5HELL Thu, 03 Nov 2011 13:02:25 GMT Yes I go to a different floor when I need to do "a number 2" and thinks everyone else should too! I don't want to know my coworkers like that! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MjE=.aspx 9to5HELL Thu, 03 Nov 2011 10:33:12 GMT I hope they find the person who switches our name plates at night.... this is annoying! I'm recently hired and my name is NOT Mary Jane Jones! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MjA=.aspx Always Tired! Fri, 28 Oct 2011 20:53:37 GMT So...true story....It was my first day of work at a new job of course, I really like it a lot, everyone is nice and very helpful! But I noticed that my trainer was acting a bit sluggish and out of breath sometimes (she was a bigger girl so I thought that it kind of went with th territory). Anywho, one of my co-workers came to me later in the day to ask me if I wanted to donate to buy another co-worker a baby gift. It was my first day so I declined but I did want to know who was expecting and whe..... http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTk=.aspx 9to5HELL Fri, 28 Oct 2011 08:27:53 GMT Office Dating: it's NOT DATING if he ONLY buys u lunch in the cafe. Stop walking around acting like ur man treats u good just because u can get any pop u want http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTg=.aspx FML001 Thu, 27 Oct 2011 21:13:25 GMT I have this creepy man at my job who is pretty harmless (I'm not scared of him or anything like that) but every time I see him he asks me out on a date. (Forgot to mentioned ALL his front teeth are missing) so today like no other... he asked me out on a date and like our normal routine I said NO, well this time he said, "well I'm not going to ask you anymore.....Just hook me up with a really nice friend." I remembered my that a really close friend gave me her business card a few days ago..... so..... http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTc=.aspx 9to5HELL Wed, 26 Oct 2011 09:45:51 GMT I honestly don't understand how people come to work smelling like an ANIMAL BARN at 8 am!!! Work has barely started and that's WAY too earlier to smell bad! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTY=.aspx Serve2WAIT Tue, 25 Oct 2011 23:42:51 GMT When did it become socially okay to leave Trojan Magnum condoms as tips for a waitress?? Worst part was, they waited for me to come back for the tip -__- , oh there was no cash either. http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTU=.aspx SammichLady Tue, 25 Oct 2011 23:37:34 GMT I work for a non-profit tele-fund raising company... #ThatAwkwardMomentWhen you call a number and the very puzzled mother of the deceased person you call informs you they died 2 years ago... I just kept apologizing... then again, we call to update records #shrug http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTQ=.aspx 9to5HELL Mon, 24 Oct 2011 08:33:42 GMT I know its early.... but foolishness is FOOLISHNESS!! It looks like my coworker picked her outfit out of a common street alley! SUPER WRINKLED AND DIRTY! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTM=.aspx 9to5HELL Fri, 21 Oct 2011 14:30:14 GMT What a Friday! This lady is typing so hard that she's one keystroke from tearing a whole in her desk.... http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTI=.aspx 9to5HELL Fri, 21 Oct 2011 13:56:41 GMT In a conference and the presenter's pants is unzipped.... poor lady! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTE=.aspx 9to5HELL Fri, 21 Oct 2011 09:17:19 GMT Why do OLD(er) ppl double click on everything!!! 'Ma'am that webpage isn't going to load any faster with 2 double clicks! Get a GRIP!!" http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MTA=.aspx 9to5HELL Thu, 20 Oct 2011 16:52:15 GMT TALES Just saw a coworker drop his GLAZE donut on the floor, pick it up and eat it! Was it that serious??? http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-OQ==.aspx 9to5HELL Thu, 20 Oct 2011 16:52:00 GMT Just saw a coworker drop his GLAZE donut on the floor, pick it up and eat it! Was it that serious??? http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-OA==.aspx Youwouldwanttoknow Wed, 19 Oct 2011 19:34:32 GMT This is a beautiful site. Now run and tell that. http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-Nw==.aspx 9to5HELL Wed, 19 Oct 2011 15:14:47 GMT Tales ..... I have NOTHING against coworkers with accents... but when your accent causes you to spit on me... thats where I draw the line! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-Ng==.aspx 9to5HELL Wed, 19 Oct 2011 11:04:11 GMT Tales ... everytime I send an email with my coworker around she wants to know who I'm sending it to and what I'm talking about... NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-NQ==.aspx MsZona Tue, 18 Oct 2011 19:40:10 GMT my friend left the company but it never fails if something goes wrong or is missing......this is what I hear "OHhhh, I thought (so and so) got that for you" or "OHhhh, (so and so) was to do (such and such)....Do we really have to do this?.........ARGGG! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-NA==.aspx 9to5HELL Tue, 18 Oct 2011 17:09:34 GMT Tales Flex time schedules only work 4 ppl who like 2 come 2 work late! I came in early but forced to stay late because of lazy ppl who schedule late meetings! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-Mw==.aspx FML001 Mon, 17 Oct 2011 17:12:09 GMT So glad this site is BACK!! I have so much to vent about.... I'm a bus driver for the city of (Blah) and I absolutely hate it! Don't get me wrong.... it's a job and I'm thankful for it... but if yall had to deal with some of the adults and children that I have to deal with..yall would complain too!! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-Mg==.aspx 9to5HELL Mon, 17 Oct 2011 15:43:16 GMT Tales I could tell my manger that she has a boogar in her nose before she gives her presentation...but then I'll be bored! http://www.talesfromthedailygrind.com/Tales-replies-MQ==.aspx 9to5HELL Mon, 17 Oct 2011 15:40:57 GMT Tales Spending the next few mintues job searching while at work. I am so close 2 cursing out my manager and wil do so on my last day! How are you this morning