Tales from BecauseISAIDSO

I have to do ONE on ONE training with my coworker whose breath smells like he's been licking his own ass... #ihatemyjob

My boss smells like FEET.... everyday.... ALL DAY!!!! Any recommendations on how to tell her?? #ihatemyboss #ihatemyjob

My co-worker always feels the need to add her UNSOLICITED advice into ANY conversation that doesn't include her.... Sometimes I want to say SHUT THE F%CK UP!!! No one is talking to you!!

The moment I realized I forgot to put on deodorant this morning... I was already giving a presentation to half the company!!! Could work get any worst!?

I need a good excuse to use tomorrow morning when I call off!! I can't say my goldfish is dying... Used that excuse last Monday! Any suggestions?